Best Bachelorette Party Ever!!!

What an amazing night last night was.  Thank you so much for going above and beyond AGAIN!  It was the perfect way to celebrate being a free woman.  And in typical 1806 fashion I would like to make a list of all the things I want to remember about this great night, feel free to add anything I forget!

• Flirtinis!
• Chocolate dipped deliciousness and super moist (sorry Amy) cupcakes!
• Amazing homemade t-shirts that look store bought which I will wear long after I am no longer a bride-to-be
• My new exotic houseplant (the living reminder of our night!)
• Sash, crown with veil, flashing button (penis-free thank you!)
• Waiting for the bus, almost missing the bus, riding on the bus for longer that it would have taken to walk, everyone loosing their buzz
• Maria getting rejected from signing a cast
• So many congratulations!  Maria's hands turning black from tallies
• Apparently forcing Erin into her career as a lap dancer (but not a stripper)
• Shimmy Bitch!
• 900 bachelorette parties that all came to the dueling piano bar
• American girl!
• Dancing!
• Everyone buying me beers and rumplementzzzzz and a blowjob, and Amy making sure everyone knew whose turn it was to buy
• Those guys at the bar who had all been married for ten years and they said they wish they had got married sooner
• Bachelorettes with Baccalaureates 
• Flying Pizza
• Me falling asleep even though I said I was going to stay up

I know there is more to remember so everybody please add on!!

Maria